Anyways, I wanted to share how I developed my good taste in literature. It all started when I was a baby, and got ahold of my mom's special edition of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit. I decided that I rather liked the book, and sunk my teeth into it. What teeth I had, anyways.
My mom still has that copy of The Hobbit, and you can still see where I chewed it up.